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Southend United Team Songs

Southend Pier

Oh Southend Pier
Is longer than yours
Oh Southend Pier is longer than yours
It's got some shops and a railway
Oh Southend Pier is longer than yours
(Shrimpers supporters taunt fans of other teams based in seaside resorts with this peculiar little number)