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Miscellaneous Team Songs
Wonderland
One Dennis Bergkamp
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp
Walking along, singing a song
Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland
Super Nick
Super super Nick
Super super Nick
Super super Nick
Super Nick Anelka
One Michael Owen
One Michael Owen
There's only one Michael Owen
One Michael Owen
There's only one Michael Owen
Teddy Sheringham
Oh Teddy Teddy
Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham
You are my sunshine
You are my Villa, my only Villa,
You make me happy, when skies are grey
I never notice how much I love you
Until they take my Villa away
Dublin's fair city
In Dublin's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
Through streets broad and narrow
She wheeled her wheelbarrow
Singing ... Bournemouth
The Greatest
(To the tune of `The Wild Rover)
And it's Aston Villa
Aston Villa FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen
Lucky Arsenal
Lucky, lucky Arsenal!
Can we play you every week
Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can you hear?
Can you here the Shitty Sing?
No oh
No oh
Can you here the Shitty Sing?
No oh
No oh
Can you hear the Shitty sing?
'Cos I can't hear a fucking thing
Oh oh the Shitty!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Used for any team who include City in their name)
Referee songs
The referee's a wanker
Who's the bastard in the black
Who's the bastard in the green
(Introduced when, the referees' shirts changed)
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sing
When the Wanderers win away
We shall not be moved
We shall not
We shall not be moved
We shall not
We shall not be moved
We've got the team, the score
to win the Football League*
We shall not be moved
*can be FA Cup'
The Famous
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said: `Fuck Off''
Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
When the whites go marching on, on, on
We had joy
We had joy, we had fun
We had Arsenal on the run
But the joy couldn't last
'Cos the bastards ran too fast
Score in a brothel
Score in a brothel
You couldn't score in a brothel
Who ate all the pies
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard
You ate all the pies
Let hill die
Let him die, let him die, let him die
(Sympathy for the injured opposing player)
You're gonna get...
You're gonna get your fuckin' heads kicked in
You're so shit
You're so shit it's unbelievable
Let's all have a disco
Let's all have a disco
Lets's all have a disco
La, la, la, la, Oi
La, la, la, la, Oi
Que sera
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
We're going to Wem ber ley
Que sera, sera
What's the score?
Seaman, what's the score
Seaman, Seaman, what's the score
Generally directed at your goalie (if you're winning)
We will follow
We will follow the Bolton
Over land and sea (and Blackpool)
We will follow the Bolton
On to viiiiic to ry
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