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Muffed three easy goals
The match was over and the team captain, who had muffed three easy goal shots, came over to the manager and said,
'You'll have to excuse me if I dash off, chief. I've got a plane to catch and I don't want to miss it.'
'Off you go, then,' said the manager. 'And better luck with the plane.'
