After a visit to the doctor, Joe Bloggs, the city team's centre forward dropped
in to his local pub for a quick one. "What's up mate?" asked his friend
Brian, "you look worried."
"Yes, I am," Joe replied. "I've just been to the doctor's and
he told me I can't play football."
"Oh, really?" said Brian. "He's seen you play too then, has
he?"
