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When I Leave School

A pupil at a Glasgow secondary school is being interviewed by his Careers Officer.
Careers Officer: Have you given any thought to what you want to do when you leave school?
Pupil: That's pimpsy . . . play for Manchester United.
Careers Officer: Is that it?
Pupil: Aye.
Careers Officer: But surely you've got to think of some alternatives?
Pupil: How? Man United are the best team in the world.
Careers Officer: But what if you're not good enough as a player?
Pupil: Ah'm good enough. Anyway, Ah'm a grafter an Ah don't mind startin aff in the reserves.
Careers Officer: But. . . Look, to put it bluntly, what if you can't play football at all?
Pupil: Ach, Ah suppose Ah'd need tae settle fur the Celtic.



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