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Water Off A Ducks Back

It was half time at an Old Firm game. In the dressing room a Protestant player recently signed by Celtic was complaining to one of his new team-mates that he was having something of a hard time keeping his mind on the game.
'What's the problem?' his colleague enquired.
'Well, it's just there's something bothering me.'
'What's that?'
'See when I ran out on the park? I could hear Rangers fans calling me a Fenian bastard.'
'Ach, don't pay any mind to that. You'll soon get used to it and it'll be water off a duck's back.'
'It's all right for you. You are one.'

 

 


 






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