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Took Him Oot

During a Parkhead team talk Wim Jansen was drawing the players' attention to Rangers' latest new signing, an apparently highly dangerous foreign striker. He spoke to one of his defenders: 'This guy's sure to be in the team when we play them at the weekend. It's down to you to take him out.'
The player agreed that he could manage that no bother.
When Saturday arrived Jansen was disgusted to see the new enemy forward run rings round the defender he had appointed to police him. At half-time he pulled up his disappointing player.
What's the problem with you? I told you it was up to you to take him out!'
'Ah did, boss! Ah took him oot last night an he drank us under the table!'


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