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The Gazza Strip

A young Palestinian came to Glasgow as a student. He was a gregarious person and soon made lots of friends, moving into a flat with two other students who happened to be Rangers supporters. Sad to relate, on his way home from an evening's entertainment the poor youth was knocked down in Sauchiehall Street by a hit-and-run driver. He was taken to the Royal Infirmary, where the doctors attending him said there was nothing they could do. His flatmates were at the bedside and carried out his last request to let his family know. By the time the lad's parents flew over he was already gone. His two pals came to see them at the hotel where they were staying and offered their condolences. They also offered them a parcel, which the boy's father opened and was surprised to find contained a signed Rangers top. When pressed for an explanation one of the Bears said:
'We got on to Ibrox and they were quite happy to organise this for us.'
'But what is it for?'
'Well, the boy was always telling us that when he died he wanted buried in the Gazza strip.'


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