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Power Celtic Outfit

Two followers of The Hoops met up for a pint in a city centre pub one Sunday afternoon. The big one sat down gratefully on a bar stool as if exhausted and took a long swallow at his beer.
'Looks like ye were ready for that,' observed his pal, 'Are ye knackered or what?'
'No half. Ma heid's nippin wi trailin roon the toon tryin tae get a present fur the wee barra's birthday.
Ah've been tae aw the shops in Argyle Street. Nae luck at aw.'
'What's the problem? Is it something in particular ye're after?'
'Aye, the boay was dead impressed when his wee pal next door goat a Power Rangers outfit. Ah thought Ah'd get him a Power Celtic wan but Ah canny find wan anywhere.'


 






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