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Not A Complete Dick
The Celtic scouts had been scouring the country for a new defender and at last
a young man had been identified as a good prospect. He was asked to come to Celtic
Park for a trial and did well enough to impress the management. The youth was
a lifelong Celtic fan and was overjoyed at the thought of joining the club. The
only remaining hurdle was the medical examination. The club doctor put the lad
through all the tests and could find nothing to fault; the boy was in peak physical
condition. It was only during a close physical examination that the doctor detected
that the youth was circumcised.
'I'm sorry, son,' he told the boy, 'But I'm afraid I can't recommend the manager
to take you on.'
The lad was dumbfounded.
'How no?' he cried.
'Well,' said the doctor, 'Everybody knows you've got to be a complete dick to
play for Celtic.'
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