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Modesty To The Wind
One day Walter Smith was walking along the beach in a Spanish holiday resort
popular with Scots. He was soon spotted by Gers fans and was feeling expansive
enough to pause a few moments to sign autographs. Hanging back shyly was a young
lady in a red-and-white-and-blue bikini who eventually came forward and confessed
that she would love to have his autograph but she had no piece of paper for him
to sign. Throwing modesty to the winds she asked if he would sign her buttock.
Smith refused, shaking his head sternly.
'You've got the wrong guy, miss. It's Wim Jansen that signs all the bums.'
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