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Modesty To The Wind

One day Walter Smith was walking along the beach in a Spanish holiday resort popular with Scots. He was soon spotted by Gers fans and was feeling expansive enough to pause a few moments to sign autographs. Hanging back shyly was a young lady in a red-and-white-and-blue bikini who eventually came forward and confessed that she would love to have his autograph but she had no piece of paper for him to sign. Throwing modesty to the winds she asked if he would sign her buttock. Smith refused, shaking his head sternly.
'You've got the wrong guy, miss. It's Wim Jansen that signs all the bums.'


 






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