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Ancient Rome

Two Sons of William are sitting watching TV. There's an old film on about Ancient Rome. At this point in the story the scene is set in the colosseum with assorted Christians being fed to the lions.
First Bear: Here, Ah'm no watching this. It turns ma stomach, the idea of they wild beasts eatin folk.
Second Bear: Turn it if ye like, but there's nothin else on. Incidentally, did ye know that Christians were aw Catholics in they days?
First Bear: Is that right? Would ye look at that! Some a they stupit lions are just sittin there instead o getting wired in!

 


 






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