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A Wifes Moan

A Gers fan was on his way out to a midweek match when his wife accosted him at the door.
'Is this you away tae another gemme? Is wance a week no enough fur ye?'
'Gie's peace, wummin. Ah'm only gaun tae the fitba.'
'Ye never think tae take me oot. Sometimes Ah feel you think mair of the Rangers than ye do of me.'
'Hen, Ah think mair of the CELTIC than Ah do of you!'


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