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Notts
County
Last year, my aged Great Aunt, who is more than a bit senile, gave me a Notts.
County season ticket for Christmas. Not wanting it, I took it down to Meadow Lane,
and nailed it to the gates. A couple of weeks later, I had a change of heart,
and decided that it was stupid to give something as valuable as that to any old
stranger, so I went to retrieve the prized item. When I returned however it was
too late. Some creep had nicked the nail.
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