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Who Am I

Once during a game that was not going Celtic's way one of their strikers was knocked unconscious in a clash of heads as two players went up for a high cross. He was duly stretchered off and the trainer got to work with the magic sponge. The manager had already used his available substitutes and was desperate to get the player back into the game.
'How is he?' he asked the trainer.
'He's come round,' was the reply. 'But he says he doesn't know who he is.'
'Right,' said the manager, 'Tell him he's Pele and get him back on the park.'


 






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