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Rectum

Donald Findlay was arriving at Ibrox for a board meeting one day when a passing fan spotted him and came running up to greet him.
'I heard about you getting honoured by the University of St Andrews, big man' he said.
Rangers' vice-chairman acknowledged this with becoming modesty, then the fan went on: 'Aye, congratulations on getting voted Rectum!'


 






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