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Ordered From The Field

When Graeme Souness took over as Rangers manager he immediately made his mark on the club by buying lots of new players. He also quickly made a reputation for being ordered from the field on a regular basis, so much so that it gave rise to the following joke.
1st Punter: Fancy a couple of jars?
2nd Punter: No, I think I'll make this a Souness.
1st Punter: And what's that exactly?
2nd Punter: Just the one half, then I'm off.


 






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