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Never A Penalty

At Ibrox one Saturday afternoon two Rangers supporters were seated side by side. One had his transistor radio glued to his ear, following the live commentary from Celtic Park, as desperate to learn how badly the Enemy were doing as he was to take in the action of the game in front of him. At one point he couldn't restrain a groan.
'What's up?' his pal asked. 'The ref's went an gied the Celtic a penalty.' 'Away!' cried the other Bear. 'That wis never a penalty!'


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