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Lavish Dinner

The Rangers team, having won something worth celebrating, are enjoying a lavish dinner at a fairly posh city restaurant. Having polished off an aperitif or four, they are now being asked by the waiters what they would like for starters. One player orders melon balls and is busy thinking up a suitable witticism that this would lend itself to when the waiter enquires if he would like ginger with the melon.
'Naw, ye're all right, pal,' he lets the waiter know, The boss has just ordered a boatle of wine.'


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