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In The Name Of The Pope

Many years ago there was a balloon seller who never missed a match at Ibrox. No, he wasn't trying to offload duff players. He sold balloons that had a picture of the Pope printed on them. For a pound a throw the Bears could buy these and amuse themselves by booting them around the place or bursting them with any sharp implement they had to hand. This was a popular service and many fans were mystified when a new season started and the balloon seller failed to turn up at his usual pitch for the first few home matches. A couple of weeks into the season a Gers fan spotted the balloon man in a pub and went over to talk to him.
'How come we've no seen ye selling the balloons at Ibrox for a while? Have ye been sick or somethin?'
'No, no, not at all. It's just that Ah don't need to sell them anymore . . . Ah finally raised enough to pay for a new roof for the Chapel.'


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