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Gods Message
God speaks to Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Fergus McCann one day and gives
them each the same message:
'The world will end in thirty days. Go and tell your people.'
Yeltsin holds a rally in Red Square and tells the crowd:
'Comrades, I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is we got it wrong;
there is a God. The worse news is that the world is coming to an end in thirty
days.'
Clinton broadcasts a presidential address on TV and tells the nation:
'My fellow Americans, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that
the basic family values of the American way of life were right all along; there
is a God. The bad news is that the world is coming to an end in thirty days.'
Fergus McCann phones up the Celtic View and tells them to hold the presses because
he has some great news and some fabulous news:
The great news is that God thinks I'm important. The fabulous news is that no
way will they ever get ten in a row!'
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