football jokes
Home | Links | Send us a Joke | | Contact
Go to the footballjokes.co.uk home page





   
 





Joke Categories


Anagrams
Animal Magic
Club Colours
Come on Referee
Fans, Fans, Fans
Injury Time
Keep it Short
Life & Death
Limericks
Managers
Miscellaneous
Quotes/Misquotes
Songs & Chants
Star Names
Team-mates
The Fairer Sex

 




Jokes about football clubs


Last Joke | Next Joke

Gods Message

God speaks to Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Fergus McCann one day and gives them each the same message:
'The world will end in thirty days. Go and tell your people.'
Yeltsin holds a rally in Red Square and tells the crowd:
'Comrades, I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is we got it wrong; there is a God. The worse news is that the world is coming to an end in thirty days.'
Clinton broadcasts a presidential address on TV and tells the nation:
'My fellow Americans, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that the basic family values of the American way of life were right all along; there is a God. The bad news is that the world is coming to an end in thirty days.'
Fergus McCann phones up the Celtic View and tells them to hold the presses because he has some great news and some fabulous news:
The great news is that God thinks I'm important. The fabulous news is that no way will they ever get ten in a row!'


 






Return to the top of the page Go to the home page of footballjokes.co.uk


Last Joke Next Joke


 

© 2001-13 footballjokes.co.uk - Copyright - Privacy - Part of the HumourHub network | Send this page to a friend