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Fish Supper

The Rangers team are staying at a hotel one night when Walter Smith catches Gazza sneaking out after curfew.
WS: Where d'ye think you're going?
Gazza: Why aye man, I was just nippin oot for a fish supper.
WS: I thought I told all of you to stay in your rooms. Away back up the stair an I'll get the fish supper
In the chippy, Smith is standing in the queue when who should walk in but Tommy Burns.
TB: Oh hi Walter. What are you doing here?
WS: I'm just seeing if I can get a fish supper for Gazza.
TB: Oh aye? If I were you I'd take it.


 






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