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Dont Use The Word Prod

Celtic were playing Hearts at Hampden and during the first half there was an off-the-ball incident involving Mike Galloway and one of the Hearts players. An irate Celtic fan leapt to his feet and cried out,
'Did you see that? That bastard tried to prod Galloway in the face!'
At this another Bhoy stood up to address the first fan. He was not pleased.
'I've told you before, pal,' he said, 'You don't use the word 'prod' in my company.'


 






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