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Danny McGrain

The story is told of Danny McGrain, who never let the fact that he suffered from diabetes hold him back from attaining many honours with Celtic and Scotland, playing in an international at Hampden. As is often the case when the Scottish lads are not particularly setting the heather on fire, a section of the home support had divided along Old Firm lines to barrack players earning regular wages for the team they respectively loved to hate. From the Rangers end one Bluenose yelled, 'See you, McGrain? Ye're a useless Tim bastard!' A fan in the row behind was moved to comment, 'That's you showin yer ignorance, pal. It's well known McGrain's a Protestant.'
'Is that a fact? McGrain! Ye're a useless diabetic bastard!'


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