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Catholic Kills Family Pet

A young man was walking through a suburban street one day when he saw a mad dog attacking a child. Without hesitation he flung himself on the enormous Dobermann and pulled it off the terrified infant. The dog was powerful and ferocious and the man had to use so much of his own strength to subdue it that he snapped the creature's neck and it died.
Among the small crowd that gathered to help and congratulate the youth was a reporter from the local paper. He asked for the hero's name and a few other details. His main hobby, it appeared, was watching football. It occurred to the journalist that this might give him a snappy headline.
'See,' he explained, 'If you were a Falkirk supporter the headline could be 'Bairn saves bairn' or if you were a Gers fan it could be 'Bear to the rescue' or something like that.'
The youth could appreciate the hack's drift and was happy to tell him that he was a loyal supporter of Celtic. He was not so happy the next day when the local paper printed the story of the event under the headline: Catholic Kills Family Pet.


 






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