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Beaten By Bins

When John Greig was manager of Rangers he decided that his team needed more individual flair. He reckoned that a return to basics was called for and thought a good way to learn or rediscover close control and ball-playing skills was to line up a series of dustbins and have his players dribble in and out of them before going on to shoot in an empty net. He told his lads what he wanted them to do and went away to make a few phone calls. Twenty minutes later he went back down to the practice pitch and asked his captain how they were getting on. 'No too bad, boss,' came the reply, 'The bins are only beatin us two-nil.'


 






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