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Beaten By Bins
When John Greig was manager of Rangers he decided that his team needed more
individual flair. He reckoned that a return to basics was called for and thought
a good way to learn or rediscover close control and ball-playing skills was to
line up a series of dustbins and have his players dribble in and out of them before
going on to shoot in an empty net. He told his lads what he wanted them to do
and went away to make a few phone calls. Twenty minutes later he went back down
to the practice pitch and asked his captain how they were getting on. 'No too
bad, boss,' came the reply, 'The bins are only beatin us two-nil.'
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