football jokes
Home | Links | Send us a Joke | | Contact
Go to the footballjokes.co.uk home page





   
 





Joke Categories


Anagrams
Animal Magic
Club Colours
Come on Referee
Fans, Fans, Fans
Injury Time
Keep it Short
Life & Death
Limericks
Managers
Miscellaneous
Quotes/Misquotes
Songs & Chants
Star Names
Team-mates
The Fairer Sex

 




Jokes about football clubs


Last Joke | Next Joke

A Rangers Ashes

A Rangers fan had died and gone to the big supporters' club in the sky. He had chosen to be cremated, and when in due course his ashes were brought home in an urn the family held a party to mark the occasion. A good few drinks were had and the old man's favourite party records were played, relatives and friends joining in with gusto and much stamping of feet. At one point during a flute band number one guest couldn't restrain himself from jumping up and marching around the living room. He staggered close to the fireplace and the hand he reached out to steady himself with almost knocked over the urn containing the honoured remains.
'Careful!' said the son of the house, That's the ash my father were.'

 

 


 






Return to the top of the page Go to the home page of footballjokes.co.uk


Last Joke Next Joke


 

© 2001-13 footballjokes.co.uk - Copyright - Privacy - Part of the HumourHub network | Send this page to a friend