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A Rangers Ashes
A Rangers fan had died and gone to the big supporters' club in the sky. He
had chosen to be cremated, and when in due course his ashes were brought home
in an urn the family held a party to mark the occasion. A good few drinks were
had and the old man's favourite party records were played, relatives and friends
joining in with gusto and much stamping of feet. At one point during a flute band
number one guest couldn't restrain himself from jumping up and marching around
the living room. He staggered close to the fireplace and the hand he reached out
to steady himself with almost knocked over the urn containing the honoured remains.
'Careful!' said the son of the house, That's the ash my father were.'
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