| Arsenal
Football Club- Cruel banal footballs. |
| Aston
Villa - Vital loans |
| Blackburn
Rovers - Verbal cork burns |
| Bolton
Wanderers - Now nerd bloaters |
| Charlton
Athletic - Clitoral chat then, Halt
technical rot |
| Chelsea
Football Club - Callous fat leech blob |
| Derby
County - Dunce by Tory |
| Everton
Football Club - Lovelorn, fat, cute blob |
| Fulham
FC - Calm huff |
| Ipswich
Town - Cow with spin |
| Leeds
United- Sudden elite - Tuned diesel - I needed slut |
| Leicester
City - Electric Yetis |
| Liverpool
FC - Pelvic floor |
| Manchester
Utd - Rent hated scum, Urine
detachments, The Entrained Scum, Stained hen rectum, Scum need the train |
| Middlesbrough
- His odd grumble |
| Newcastle
United - Wet dense lunatic |
| Southampton
- Phantoms out |
| Sunderland
- Nun ladders |
| Tottenham
Hotspur- To the posh tantrum |
| West
Ham United - With nude mates - I am the new dust |
